It has unfortunately been aired about that the Pillsbury Doughboy has died. The autopsy report lists yeast infection as the culprit. Pop Tart has notified the friends and family. Surviving the Doughboy are his Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker. Duncan Hines,the McDonald Clan, and the Campbell Clan will be coming from Scotland for the funeral. Pop Tart will Turnover the proceedings to Swanson's Funeral Parlour who during times of grief, rise in a Jiffy to the occasion. The Doughboy brought such Joy to the kitchen, which resulted in a Bounty-ful Tide of calls to the family. Julia Childs admitted "losing her cookies" when it Dawn-ed on her that it was the Doughboy. She will be providing the funeral Banquet with the help of Marie Callendar. The Boston Market has offered a Helping Hand with Butterballs for the rolls. They would like to do more, but in this tough economy, they are suffering with Lean Pockets. General Mills will Post an honor guard in the Glade where the Doughboy will be lain. Sara Lee, a close friend of the Doughboy, will conduct the ovenside service. The service will be Fry-day at 350 for 20 minutes.
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